My pet peeves (in no order):
Twitter
Polka
Bad drivers
Talkative dentists
Soccer moms
Micheal Bay movies
Everything George Lucas has been involved in producing since 1990.
Self important people
Self important bands
Ryan Seacrest
Store purchased Bomb Pops
People who complain about being in the 99% who actually don't do anything except get high and eat cereal. (The other folks, I totally get you)
Low income for educators
PETA
Obama
Peter Travers (only in July)
Roger Ebert (only occasionally)
Hipsters
People who claim they're not hipsters...but..criticize your taste in music anyway
The entire Republican dais excluding Ron Paul
Leftists
Right wing fundamentalists
Atheists who don't shut up about being atheists and generally feel the need to remind you every five minutes. I'm a Christian...I don't remind you every five minutes. Return the favor. If you don't care...I don't care.
People who pray loudly to get attention (Tebow, anyone?) (Matthew 6:5)
Stupid people who use BIG WORDS
The Jersey Shore (compulsively addictive time suck with no merit)
Law And Order (I always wind up watching it despite the fact that nothing interesting ever really happens)
People assuming that because I'm a Christian, I must hate gay people, think George Bush is the messiah and think Obama is a Muslim. Sorry to dissapoint you.
Most of humanity
Peace activists who can't understand that war is a terrible but NECESSARY reality.
Rich white people
Racism
Sexism
Jackson Pollack
Friends (the TV show)
My own pretension
People who can't accept the opinions of others
People who think Metallica sold out
Tupac
Joel Osteen
CCM
People who boycott Walmart
People who distort Christianity
Richard Dawkins (he's kind of a prick)
David Cross (he's a self important prick)
Ricky Gervais (He's just a prick)
Two faced people
Arrogance
Stupidity
The Hangover Part 2 (epic fail)
James Dobson
Popular opinion
Wasted moments
Mathematics
Liberal economics
Abortion
Fox News
CNN
ABC
NBC
Bret Hart
Saints fans
Patriots fans
Bill O'Reilly
Kieth Olberman
Hollywood soap boxing
The Lifetime Network
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