Wednesday, January 11, 2012

My Pet Peeves

My pet peeves (in no order):

Twitter

Polka

Bad drivers

Talkative dentists

Soccer moms

Micheal Bay movies

Everything George Lucas has been involved in producing since 1990.

Self important people

Self important bands

Ryan Seacrest

Store purchased Bomb Pops

People who complain about being in the 99% who actually don't do anything except get high and eat cereal. (The other folks, I totally get you)

Low income for educators

PETA

Obama

Peter Travers (only in July)

Roger Ebert (only occasionally)

Hipsters

People who claim they're not hipsters...but..criticize your taste in music anyway

The entire Republican dais excluding Ron Paul

Leftists

Right wing fundamentalists

Atheists who don't shut up about being atheists and generally feel the need to remind you every five minutes. I'm a Christian...I don't remind you every five minutes. Return the favor. If you don't care...I don't care.

People who pray loudly to get attention (Tebow, anyone?) (Matthew 6:5)

Stupid people who use BIG WORDS

The Jersey Shore (compulsively addictive time suck with no merit)

Law And Order (I always wind up watching it despite the fact that nothing interesting ever really happens)

People assuming that because I'm a Christian, I must hate gay people, think George Bush is the messiah and think Obama is a Muslim. Sorry to dissapoint you.

Most of humanity

Peace activists who can't understand that war is a terrible but NECESSARY reality.

Rich white people

Racism

Sexism

Jackson Pollack

Friends (the TV show)

My own pretension

People who can't accept the opinions of others

People who think Metallica sold out

Tupac

Joel Osteen

CCM

People who boycott Walmart

People who distort Christianity

Richard Dawkins (he's kind of a prick)

David Cross (he's a self important prick)

Ricky Gervais (He's just a prick)

Two faced people

Arrogance

Stupidity

The Hangover Part 2 (epic fail)

James Dobson

Popular opinion

Wasted moments

Mathematics

Liberal economics

Abortion

Fox News

CNN

ABC

NBC

Bret Hart

Saints fans

Patriots fans

Bill O'Reilly

Kieth Olberman

Hollywood soap boxing

The Lifetime Network

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